I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)