If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)